New York Curmudgeon Tours

IT'S A NICE PLACE TO LIVE, BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO VISIT THERE!

nyc sunset  Take a walk with a real grouch for a jaundiced-eye view of the soft underbelly of show business. Probe the  love-hate relationship between New York City and the performimg arts. An iconoclastic look at the world of  the entertainment industry... Choose from among a bunch of three hour walking tours and  discover the  magic of the live stage or take one of four trips into movie history. Along the way, meet  five of my favorite New York  curmudgeons...   

 THE BROADWAY THEATRE DISTRICT:  the prime tour led by an expert insider... an in-depth look at  the  Broadway stage and its history... and meet curmudgeon #1: Margo Channing,,,                                       

 THE UPPER WEST SIDE: where all the actors and musicians live... and curmudgeon #2: Ratso Rizzo...

 THE UPPER EAST SIDE:  where the stockbrokers and airline stews live...  curmudgeon #3: Don Birnum...

MIDTOWN EAST: THE HOTEL DISTRICT hold onto your skirts and tip a few at the Cub Room with #4: J. J. Hunsecker...  

MIDTOWN SOUTH AND PHOTOGENIC BUILDINGS the world's most famous prime object for monsters (ie: #5: King Kong) to destroy. 

Click on any of the tours for details, then click on the pictures to learn more about those five New York Curmudgeons: Margo, Don, Ratso, J. J., and  King.   

Click on the links below and find out what you need to know about booking our tours.

BOOKING INFORMATION: In case you want to walk the streets like your sister... quick! what's that from?

INFORMATION AND DISCLAIMER: Loopholes.

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If you would like to write to us to complain or make a bathroom reservation or to inquire whether New York is a decent place to visit, or for any other reason, here is our address: 400 West 43rd Street,  #27M,  New York, NY, 10036. We're just down the street from Times Square and the Disney Store, so I can even come and meet you to give you a personal tour of the area souvenir shops. Check it out! By the way, these web pages are copyrighted according to all the civilized laws of our embattled city, state, and nation.

e-mail me at: latesnake@netscape.com

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