If you would like to write to
us to complain or make a bathroom reservation or to inquire whether New
York is a decent place to visit, or for any other reason, here is our address:
400 West 43rd Street, #27M, New York, NY, 10036. We're just
down the street from Times Square and the Disney Store, so I can even come
and meet you to give you a personal tour of the area souvenir shops. Check
it out! By the way, these web pages are copyrighted according to all the
civilized laws of our embattled city, state, and nation.