If you would like to avail yourself of our services and take a walk with us

call NEW YORK CURMUDGEON  Tours  at:
212-629-8813  or  FAX: 212-594-4346

If you want to do it high-tech, e-mail the old curmudgeon himself  at latesnake@netscape.com

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