"IT'S GOING TO BE A BUMPY NIGHT!"
  THE THEATRE DISTRICT WALK:

All about eve Step out onto West 45th Street and see where a REAL New York Curmudgeon struts her stuff. I speak of none other than Margo Channing, of course. An extremely opinionated walk through the Theatre District,  Times Square, Shubert Alley, and the West 40's, even touching a bit on Hell's Kitchen (Yeah, I know. It's supposed to be Clinton these days. Humbug!). A three hour  trek to many of New York's fabled theatres and classic movie and television location sites. From Belasco to Disney, from Gershwin to Sondheim, from Ziegfeld to Macintosh. See where the hits were and where the bombs were. You might even learn a little bit about the shows and the actors who were in them. But most significantly, find out the really important stuff, like the inside dirt on the politics, the finances, the real estate deals, and the gossip. And why producers act like  producers and not like civilized human beings. We also do some rather daring things like cross the street in the middle of the block!  Every now and then on  Saturday and Sunday mornings at 10 AM from West 42nd Street  to the Carnegie Deli. Call and see WHICH Saturday and Sunday mornings!

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If you would like to write to us to complain or make a bathroom reservation or to inquire whether New York is a decent place to visit, or for any other reason, here is our address: 400 West 43rd Street,  #27M,  New York, NY, 10036. We're just down the street from Times Square and the Disney Store, so I can even come and meet you to give you a personal tour of the area souvenir shops. Check it out! By the way, these web pages are copyrighted according to all the civilized laws of our embattled city, state, and nation.