Step out onto West 45th Street and see where a REAL New York
Curmudgeon struts her stuff. I speak of none other than Margo Channing,
of course. An extremely opinionated walk through the Theatre District, Times Square, Shubert Alley,
and the West 40's, even touching a bit on Hell's Kitchen (Yeah, I know.
It's supposed to be Clinton these days. Humbug!). A three hour trek
to many of New York's fabled theatres and classic movie and television
location sites. From Belasco to Disney, from Gershwin to Sondheim, from Ziegfeld to Macintosh. See where the hits were
and where the bombs were. You might even learn a little bit about the shows
and the actors who were in them. But most significantly, find out the really
important stuff, like the inside dirt on the politics, the finances, the
real estate deals, and the gossip. And why producers act like producers
and not like civilized human beings. We also do some rather daring things
like cross the street in the middle of the block! Every now and
then on Saturday and Sunday mornings at 10 AM from West 42nd Street to the
Carnegie Deli. Call and see WHICH Saturday and Sunday mornings!If you would like to write to
us to complain or make a bathroom reservation or to inquire whether
New York is a decent place to visit, or for any other reason, here is
our address: 400 West 43rd Street, #27M, New York, NY, 10036.
We're just down the street from Times Square and the Disney Store, so
I can even come and meet you to give you a personal tour of the area souvenir
shops. Check it out! By the way, these web pages are copyrighted according
to all the civilized laws of our embattled city, state, and nation.